Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was
Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus'
father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get
that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always
talking about Verge n' Mary.''
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3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little ! boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry
about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the
car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,
Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer
for several evenings at bedtime.
She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated
each word, right up to the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
"but deliver us from E-mail.
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother,
Joel, were sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin
5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first
pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan,
you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He
died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy
thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him
back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table,
she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on
earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to
her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the
color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The
child thought
about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing
black?"
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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she
could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed,
"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! "While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself
off, and started running again! in. As she ran she once again began to pray,
"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!"
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"At The Foot Of The Cross"
At the foot of the cross
Where grace and suffering meet
You have shown me Your love
Through the judgment You received
And You've won my heart
Yes You've won my heart
Now I can
Trade these ashes in for beauty
And wear forgiveness like a crown
Coming to kiss the feet of mercy
I lay every burden down
At the foot of the cross
At the foot of the cross
Where I am made complete
You have given me life
Through the death You bore for me
I'm laying every burden down
I'm laying every burden down
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